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JESUS TUMBLR
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA
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WHAT 18 NOTIFICATIONS WHAT DID SOMEONE BUY M- oh
Totally relate. And this is why I make teas as private and release them publicly later. To save that flood of confusion for others. Because it’s really awesome to know when a friend makes a new tea… but not in big spurts… in a way that gets hopes up for something else, and then… oops. Nope.
One time I got 9 notifications and it WAS someone buying 9 of my teas but I DIDN’T SCREENSHOT IT and now I will cry forever because that will never happen again. Oh, person who bought nine of my teas, wherever you are - I owe you a drink.
The fuck is this?
my day is made.
The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
The fuck?
There’s white shit everywhere~
The fuck?
I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit’s pro’lly fake
The hell, Jack, did we take?
The fuck?I cannot explain how hard I just laughed.
i couldnt resist. i just couldnt.
What? No audio?
REBLOG if you sang those lyrics to the exact tune.
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